Something is Wrong Here
Detours
Nothing like a detour when you're on your way to work in the morning. Request: An explanation for each route diversion posted along-side the orange signage. "The street lights went out ahead because a rat chewed on some wiring last night. They'll be back on soon. WE ARE SO SORRY!" Is that too much to ask?
Good Idea #11 - Getting Rid of the Good Idea Numbering System
This has been too much work to maintain and I'm pretty lazy and thus it must be destroyed... from now on all GI's will not be numbered... sorry in advance to you die-hard number fans... also I have decided to start writing in complete sentances, rather than run-on ones. Starting now!
Good Idea #10 - Greasy Pizza
Believe it or not, underneath this greasy napkin is a slice of pepperoni pizza... next time I'm going to ask for less pepperoni and more pizza with my grease.
Good Idea #9 - Mo's Bacon Choco Chip Pancake Mix
This pretty much speaks for itself... I almost titled this post "Best Idea."
Good Idea #7 - Taking the Bus on a Rainy Day
Counter to what would seem logical, the bus is surprisingly warm when it's raining... I think they're over compensating... More logically, however, public transit is also painfully slow in bad weather... It's awesome!
Good Idea #6 - Yellow Font on White Backgrounds
This is obviously a good idea... this couldn't be easier to read!
Good or Bad Idea? - Glee
It's basically High School Musical 3 for adults... good or bad idea... you decide.
Good Idea #5 - In the Name of the King
Let's get the worst director in the world to direct a movie featuring Jason Statham, a man with too much makeup, and the putties from The Power Rangers... perfect!
Bret Morris
My name is Bret... bio coming later... maybe.
